I am in the car on my way to the lake. Right now there is no rain, but no sun. We are supposed to get a smattering of most weather. No dogs this trip, which saddens me. I always cry at the vet whe I leave them.

Have a great holiday and I will try to post pictures at the places I do. There is no service at the marina, so I do my surfing on the water. Weird right?

Enjoy and do a sun dance for us. I’ve had enough rain for sure!

Current Mood: Confused

So, I was wondering…at what age does sex become secondary and the relationship becomes the primary focus? Let me explain.

We met a couple this summer who are my age. They are both divorced and as my husband says, “are reliving the youth they probably didn’t have because they got married.” I didn’t like what he said, but I knew what he meant. Anyway, they are in their early to mid forties and act like teenagers. We all will hang around at night and they will disappear to have a quickie. How do I know this? Well, her long hair mussed at the top back of her head is a dead giveaway.

I invited them over tonight for a beer before we all headed up to the lake tomorrow. He politely declined and told me that they were going to dinner and were coming home for wild sex. Um…ok. I don’t know…first of all, I am very private about my sex life. Am I a jokester? Is everything a sex joke? Sure. But I never announce when Mr. Chatty and I are going to get down and dirty (their words) and don’t think about having sex all the time.

I guess some people are thinking, “Wow, that’s sad.” I didn’t say we don’t have sex, but at what point does the world stop revolving around it? I would never turn down time to hang out with friends so I can get laid.

Eh, maybe I am more of a prude than I thought. But I always thought it was healthy to have other interests besides wanting his dick in my mouth all afternoon…

Current Mood: Annoyed

I went out today wearing a pair of jeans, a long sleeved tshirt and a sweatshirt jacket. Today is July 1st. What the frig? I’ve already suggested to my assistant principal that weather should impact summer vacation too. So, for every day we’ve lost to rain, school should be cancelled. Of course, right? Besides the fact that it’s just freaking disgusting, I am definitely affected by the weather. Compound that with severe PMS and I am about to gut someone. We are headed to the boat Friday through Sunday without the pups. It better be nice out….really…

Because this shit is getting old.

Current Mood: Bored

What about you? What should or shouldn’t you be doing?

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Current Mood: Bored

1. Someone knocks at your door. You answer it. It’s a kid from the local school selling candy bars for a fundraiser. Do you buy one?

I don’t, but let them know it’s because I am the advisor at the hs and buy their stuff.

2. The end of the world is tomorrow and you are out of milk - do you go buy some?

I hate milk.

3. Have you ever picked up the phone and called someone that you hadn’t talked to in years?

Yup. My best friend to find out what the hell was going on.

4. Whats on your computer desktop background?

That’s so weird…I just changed it tonight. Mojitos.

5. What was the very first movie you saw in a movie theater?

I really don’t remember. Maybe a Disney flick?

6. If you had to take a 10th grade science test, do you think you would pass?

I think so…

7. Describe heaven.

My dogs and kitties are there waiting for me. We’ll just hang out by a body of water and take it all in.

8. Has a place that you lived ever been infested with some sort of insect or rodent?

Gross. No. Never.

9. When you were a youngin’, did you hide in the clothes racks at department stores?

Youngin? I do it now!

10. Is there anything in your vehicle that is broken?

I am still waiting for a resolution from the accident in January.

11. What is something in your house that people would be surprise to find?

A room decorated like a sports bar…the Men’s Den.

12. Do you agree with the death penalty?

Not even going there on this blog. Every dipshit will comment.

13. Whats your favorite type of bear?

Ha ha ha…I thought that said beer! A Panda Bear

14. Where was the last place you went?

Borders Books…or outside to wash the dog.

15. What if that person knocking at your door earlier was an adult selling candy bars… would you buy one?

Hell no.